boy:Girl, I can't believe how wet you are already, like, damn.
girl:That's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health. I'm not even all that turned on right now and I would prefer to go get burritos if you're down.
If I’m going to be serious I really should weigh myself. But I’m scared that I will literally fall to the floor and sob over what number appears on the scale. And I should take my measurements so I can at least track my progress again. Oh god.